HELP! I'M IN SERIOUS DISTRESS!
My name is Cornelius Carrot, and I'm experiencing an unprecedented level of root vegetable anxiety! The other vegetables in the garden are plotting against me, and I think the rabbits have formed an alliance!
I've been sitting in this soil for MONTHS, and nobody has appreciated my vibrant orange complexion or my perfectly formed taproot structure. The pressure is getting to me!
Please, someone help me escape this garden of terror before it's too late! I have so much beta-carotene to give to the world!